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Hello Citizens! The Super League, along with Dark Guardian, Cloud Starchasher and Tothian, visited St. Mary’s Hospital for Children right before Christmas. We brought along two of our Los Fantasticos to film! Enjoy the fun of this episode: Mission to St. Mary’s.
REMEMBER, YOU DON’T HAVE TO BE SUPER TO BE A HERO! VISIT AND DONATE TO ST. MARY’S KIDS! GO TO www.stmaryskids.org FOR MORE DETAILS!
by Capt. Xavier Obvious

Hello Citizens! Recently Squeegeeman and I, along with Nitro G from the SCIFI channel’s “Who Wants to Be a Superhero?” and fellow NYC superheroes Dark Guardian and Cloud Starchaser granted an interview and a photoshoot with Radar Magazine!
Nitro G was sporting a newer costume than he wore in the TV show.
Squeegeeman filmed a short SQUEEGEEBLOG on the scene. CHECK IT OUT!

httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yzFixH4wz2w

Stay Tuned for our Mission to St. Mary’s Children’s Hospital for the Holidays!
BE SAFE CITIZENS! WOOOOOSH!
SQUEEGEEMAN

SQUEEGEE-GREETINGS SQUEEGEE-FANS!!! I JUST WANTED TO GIVE YOU BRIEF UPDATE ON ONE OF MY FAVORITE HOLIDAYS! TODAY, IF YOU DIDN’T KNOW, IS HALLOWEEN. I WAS A MILD MANNERED REPORTER THIS YEAR. I SQUEEGEE-PATROLLED SEVERAL BUSY AREAS OF THE CITY IN COSTUME- INCLUDING THE HALLOWEEN PARADE FROM SOHO TO CHELSEA. THERE WASN’T REALLY ANY CRIME, BUT THERE WAS A TON OF GRIME. I SPENT A LITTLE WHILE CLEANING SECTIONS OF THE PARADE ROUTE. AFTER I HAD CLEANED A FEW BLOCKS, I NOTICED IT WAS DIFFICULT TO FIND A RECEPTACLE, AND THE LITTER SEEMED TO BE NON-STOP, SO I GAVE UP THAT PURSUIT. THE CITY WILL HAVE EVERYTHING CLEANED UP BY MORNING ANYWAY. THAT WAS SQUEEGEE-MUCH IT TO MY NIGHT. MORE VIDEO BLOGS COMING SOON. UNTIL NEXT SQUEEGEE-TIME, SQUEEGEE-LATER.
SQUEEGEEMAN
 

Hardhitting news show DEADLINE! followed your favorite superheroes on a typical patrol. We kept Union Square safe and cleaned up the street, SLS style! Watch, laugh, and love! Check here for availability!
Here are the scheduled broadcasts of our feature:
Thu., Oct. 26th @ 11:00 PM ET
Sat., Oct. 28th @ 11:30 PM ET
Sun., Oct. 29th @ 6:00 PM ET
Tue., Oct. 31st @ 6:30 PM ET
ENJOY!
-Captain Xavier Obvious
 
 

YEAH, SO…UH…I’VE BEEN REALLY SQUEEGEE-BUSY FIGHTING GRIME, CRIME AND BEING FAMOUS. MAYBE THE CAPTAIN WILL GET OFF HIS SQUEEGEE-DUFF AND GET ON THOSE SAFETY VIDEOS HE’S BEEN SQUEEGEE-TALKING ABOUT. UNTIL THEN, SQUEEGEE-UPDATE!
SQUEEGEEMAN
 

On a recent evening, Tothian, Squeegee Man and Dark Guardian are whisking up the West Side in their heromobile to Port Authority. Their mission is to bring help—in the form of water, granola bars and blankets—to the neighborhood’s homeless. Among bewildered shouts of “Thanks, man!” and “Yo! Is it Halloween already?!?,” the costumed crusaders distribute their goods and speed off into the night.
The three, who met on MySpace, often work independently and don’t even know each other’s real names. Squeegee Man, 26, who carries his signature implement on his belt, wears a uniform that some confuse with Superman’s, but as he indignantly reminds us, his underwear is on the inside. “I fight crime and grime,” he says. “I pick up trash, give things to the homeless and help old ladies cross the street—y’know, regular superhero stuff.” Meanwhile, Dark Guardian, 22—whose bulletproof mask has a smile drawn on it—and the 21-year-old Tothian (who won’t disclose his name’s origin for fear of revealing his secret identity) patrol bad neighborhoods in NYC and New Jersey. So far they’ve avoided brushes with real danger. “I haven’t saved anyone yet, but I’ve reported drug dealers and gambling dens to the police,” Dark Guardian says.
The superheroes take pleasure in the high-profile nature of doing good deeds in costume. “It’s in hopes of inspiring people to make the world a better place,” explains the Guardian. But the romantic returns of being a masked savior have been disappointing. “I’ve only had one girlfriend in my life,” admits Tothian. “Yeah,” snorts Squeegee Man. “And her name was Lady Invisible.” —Kate Lowenstein
For more info, go to superleagueofsuperheroes.com.

This is the birth of the first website of the Super League of Superheroes! We, as the SLS, decided that this new global community that some have taken to call the “Internets” has grown to a point where there are people that need protection! Thus, SuperLeagueofSuperheroes.com spawns as a home for those that need protection, idealize Real Life Superheroes such as myself and Squeegeeman, or just like our flashy costumes!
It is also a place that Superheroes can congregate, strategize against villainy, or participate in the union meetings. Check out the FORUM link on the side for more opportunities to network with Heroes and common citizens alike!
You also might want to check out the interview with Squeegeeman from TIMEOUT NY magazine. Squeegeeman, as well as fellow Superheroes Tothian and Dark Guardian were followed by a reporter and photographer on their patrol. The magazine is supposed to hit shelves Wednesday, September 27th. Get yourselves a copy! I’m off on my patrol, so GOOD DAY CITIZENS!
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH!
Captain Xavier Obvious
 

SQUEEGEE-GREETINGS CITIZENS, AND LEGAL RESIDENTS, …AND ILLEGAL ALIENS!!! I AM SQUEEGEEMAN!!! NEW YORK CITY’S REAL LIFE SUPERHERO!!!
WHILE IN POTSDAM, NEW YORK, I WAS LEADER OF THE SUPER LEAGUE OF SUPER FRIENDS, AND PROTECTOR AGAINST CRIME AND GRIME!!! HOWEVER, THE SUPER LEAGUE OF SUPER FRIENDS DISBANDED IN 2003 WHEN EACH TEAM MEMBER MOVED TO A DIFFERENT PART OF NEW YORK STATE. I MOVED TO NEW YORK CITY TO FIGHT FOR SQUEEGEE-TRUTH, SQUEEGEE-JUSTICE, AND THE SQUEEGEE-WAY!!!
MY SQUEEGEE-GOOD DEEDS SQUEEGEE-INCLUDE: HYDRATING THE HOMELESS, KEEPING THE STREETS CLEAN OF GRIME, PREVENTING ENERGY WASTAGE, AND DEFEATING THE OCCASIONAL SUPER VILLAIN. RECENTLY MY SUPERHERO FRIEND CAPTAIN OBVIOUS AND I HAVE FORMED A NEW TEAM- THE SUPER LEAGUE OF SUPERHEROES!!!
FEAR NOT SQUEEGEE-FANS SQUEEGEEMAN IS HERE!!!
SQUEEGEEMAN
 

F.A.Q. (Frequently Asked Questions)
Q. Why do you do this?
A. Because we are superheroes, this is what superheroes do.
Q. How do I report Crime and Grime to the Super League of Superheroes?
A. If you know of crime or grime that needs superhero attention please send us an SLS.
Q. How would I join the Super League of Superheroes?
A. You would first have to be a superhero and in order to be a superhero you would first have to be super, so if you are not super joining is out of the question.
Q. Can I join the Super League of Superheroes on a mission?
A. No, our missions are far too dangerous for the ordinary person. If you are a member of the press and interested in following members of the Super League of Superheroes around please CONTACT US
Q. What can I do to help the Super League of Superheroes?
A. Being a superhero isn’t a profitable profession, and just like ordinary citizens, we have bills to pay. You can support the Super League of Superheroes by buying merchandise from our store. This will help us support our website and fund future missions and patrols