SQUEEGEEHELLO!

SQUEEGEE-GREETINGS CITIZENS, AND LEGAL RESIDENTS, …AND ILLEGAL ALIENS!!! I AM SQUEEGEEMAN!!! NEW YORK CITY’S REAL LIFE SUPERHERO!!!
WHILE IN POTSDAM, NEW YORK, I WAS LEADER OF THE SUPER LEAGUE OF SUPER FRIENDS, AND PROTECTOR AGAINST CRIME AND GRIME!!! HOWEVER, THE SUPER LEAGUE OF SUPER FRIENDS DISBANDED IN 2003 WHEN EACH TEAM MEMBER MOVED TO A DIFFERENT PART OF NEW YORK STATE. I MOVED TO NEW YORK CITY TO FIGHT FOR SQUEEGEE-TRUTH, SQUEEGEE-JUSTICE, AND THE SQUEEGEE-WAY!!!
MY SQUEEGEE-GOOD DEEDS SQUEEGEE-INCLUDE: HYDRATING THE HOMELESS, KEEPING THE STREETS CLEAN OF GRIME, PREVENTING ENERGY WASTAGE, AND DEFEATING THE OCCASIONAL SUPER VILLAIN. RECENTLY MY SUPERHERO FRIEND CAPTAIN OBVIOUS AND I HAVE FORMED A NEW TEAM- THE SUPER LEAGUE OF SUPERHEROES!!!
FEAR NOT SQUEEGEE-FANS SQUEEGEEMAN IS HERE!!!
SQUEEGEEMAN