THIS…WILL….BLOW….YOUR….MIND.

So I made a new friend at the new gym today, a Bail Bondsmen. & in between sets we were shooting the breeze & I asked him “So…how do you guys find most of your Jumpers?” I thought he would say The people who posted their bail would turn them in or Former partners in crime turned them in after some Roughing up or something…maybe even Predator drones or something.
Know how they catch most of the Perps?

FACEBOOK.Yup, They just start watching Facebook, watching the guys family & friends for posts about “My Dad is coming to take me for a haircut” or some crap then be waiting there to pick them up.
I had to admit I was slack jawed 😮 I couldn’t believe it, we’re talking High Risk warrant type guys too. I was blown away.
Amazing.

 

Time Drain….a real life Super villain.

Social media. Back when I started doing this…you know I’d come home from patrol & Dino the Dino would rush the door & tackle me, I got curious after a few years if there were other guys who were doing the RLSH thing. I looked online & found about 8 guys who were. Neat.
Then Myspace came along & we could all communicate with each other which was even better and over time the 8 became 17 then 22 & so on.
Then forums came along, then Facebook. Yesterday we had my mom over for early Mothers day, then went to lady-heroes Nephews house to watch them while her sister had a night out & periodically thru out the night I’m trying to check Facebook because my phone is going “Ding” telling me people are posting about it instead of enjoying my family time because of some squabble with some idiot who literally lives on the other side of the continent from me who I’m never gonna meet, and who wouldn’t run his mouth at all if he was face to face with me anyway. This nonsense never cut into my patrol/event/charity time…but it does make me wonder how many peoples time it does cut into.
I deleted the damn thing. In the grand scheme of things…do you really care if I’m having Tostadas for lunch? I don’t care if you are. If you are a active RLSH…be active.
Be aware that you can get sucked up in those things & that takes you out of the actual game.  I was fine before they existed…I’ll be fine now.

Desert Sage

“Hey…” she said, “go give that guy a water bottle.”
The homeless man she was nodding toward was sitting on a bench with an overstuffed shopping cart.
“Man,” I chided myself as I made my way toward him with my water in tow, “I didn’t even see this guy. She’s better at this than I am!”
Later, I smiled as she beckoned a waitress in a conspiratorial tone. ?See that older couple at the table on the other side of the dining room?” she asked, “Do you think you can put their meal on our bill, please? Don’t tell them though, it might be seen as a bit creepy.”
The couple, previously invisible to me, was sharing a small meal and positively glowed as the waitress removed their bill.
She’s much better at this than me!
Using her Facebook account, my wife gathered donations of soap, shampoo, lotions, and other toiletry items to place in bags to distribute with the water bottles. As we sat at the table at home, she commented “I read your blog…I had no idea you talked about me so much.”
“Of course,” I affirmed, “All of my best ideas came from you.” In fact, it would be helpful if you would choose a name so I can stop referring to you constantly as “My Wife” when I write.
She thought for a second. She bounced around names of muses, mythological deities, and a few Shakespearean characters. Finally, she decided.
“Watson!” she exclaimed proudly. Soon, she had determined her logo. The silhouette of a Victorian gentleman with a bowler making an “At-Your-Service” bow. It was humble, and emphasized her service orientation.
While stuffing the bags, she thought of the Rook labels that I place on the water bottles.
“Perhaps we should label these bags with both of our logos.” She mused.
She had indeed done most of the work with these.
“True. However, many RLSHs, when they combine forces, often form a kind of team, with a new logo.”
“Yes, but just two of us, we hardly constitute a ‘team,’ and I really don’t want to form a team with a bunch of people I don’t know.” She confessed.
A new voice joined the conversation. Our daugther’s fiancee’, who sidled up to the table and began stuffing bags noted “I’ve already chosen my name…Sage.”
“Nice!” I nodded, “It’s a plant indigenous to this area, it is often used for cleansing, and has a double-meaning for wisdom.”
My daughter wasn’t too far behind. “My name’s always been ‘Ember.’ I’ll use that one.”
I grinned over at my wife and she nodded.
It looks like we have a team now.
Soon, our new RLSH group had chosen a name (Desert Sage), adopted a logo (a simple line drawing of a sage leaf) and made plans to create a Facebook page to generate awareness, contributions, and support. Alas, “Desert Sage” was taken in Facebook, so we had to create it under a different name. The RLSH team Desert Sage, consisting of Watson, Ember, Sage, and myself can be contacted at the “Arid Sage” Facebook page at:
http://www.facebook.com/pages/Desert-Sage/226532500791094
Rook

Under New Management

Watchman in FullThese past few months, I’ve been preparing this site for new owners. The new management of Reallifesuperheroes.org is The Watchman and Life. Any questions about this site and modifying its content, please address those questions to The Watchman or Life via Private Message. The new team has access to the Google, Twitter and You Tube account now and will be able to modify parts like the RLSH Map, Event Calendar, and other Google features embedded in the RLSHorg site. The new team will also be able to create blog sections for people.
I’ve made some recent tweaks to the site. As most people noticed, I have removed the Registry. The registry was removed because the new team should not have to have the headaches having to verify who is real and who is not. The new team should not have to make the decision Dark Guardian and I had to do by removing profiles of individuals who were less than stable. And the new team are active RLSH, and do not have the time to research other people; the team’s time should be better spent helping others and researching ways to make a difference.  In its place, I have transferred the Wiki files to the main site. Users who want to work on the wiki pages must request access from the new moderators. To add a wiki page to the site, copy and paste the form listed at http://www.reallifesuperheroes.org/wiki-2/wiki-submission/ and email it to [email protected]. Per instructions, new profiles must have photos which backgrounds are outside and not Photoshopped.
I wish the new management well. I hope that in a few years I can visit this site and see big changes that the new site owners will bring. Good Luck guys.
-RLSHtech

Menganno, the superhero who protects the Suburbs

mengannoMenganno, el Superhéroe que protege al Conurbano
Con traje y sin superpoderes, patrulla Aldo Bonzi para prevenir delitos. Cuáles son sus armas. ¿El verdadero Superman argentino?
Cuando empieza a caer la noche, horario en que la gente regresa del trabajo, el miedo a ingresar a los hogares y ser asaltado en la puerta preocupa a la mayoría de las personas del Conurbano, salvo a las que viven en Aldo Bonzi, partido de La Matanza. Parece que ahí los cuida “Menganno”.
Con un traje negro de pies a cabeza -decorado con la bandera argentina- y provisto de un escudo, casco y antifaz, el “Capitán Menganno” patrulla las calles a bordo de su rodado – la “MengannoMoto” – ante la mirada atónita de algunos y los gestos de reconocimiento y apoyo de otros.
A pesar de que su nombre verdadero es un misterio- o por lo menos conviene que así sea como en todo Superhéroe- se sabe que tiene 40 años, mide 1,84, pesa más de 100 kilos, conoce técnicas de Aikido y cuando no está luchando contra el delito es un comerciante independiente que reside en la zona sur. Pero regresa por las noches a su Aldo Bonzi natal, en donde jura que nadie sabe su identidad real.
“Soy un ciudadano igual a cualquier otro que quiere ir un poco más allá en materia de seguridad”, explica a través de Facebook, en donde además adjunta consejos sobre cómo prevenir asaltos y también acerca de la conveniencia de hacer la denuncia policía ante cualquier movimiento sospechoso.
Como la mayoría de los personajes de historietas, su origen tiene algo de fantástico. Según cuenta, dejar de fumar le alargó la vida 10 años y ese tiempo lo regala a la sociedad. Además, Menganno jura que a lo largo de su vida le tocó intervenir en varias situaciones límite y que la diferencia es que ahora lo hace con máscara.
Su armamento incluye un escudo –antibalas-, gas lacrimógeno, un bastón telescópico y precintos, por si debe realizar algún “arresto ciudadano”. “Mi único poder es llamar la atención”, asegura el hombre que empezó con su doble vida de servicio desde hace 4 meses.
“Denuncie cualquier asalto que sufre, para que la policía ponga mas atención al lugar donde ocurrió y se hagan mas patrullajes. No denunciar el hecho es favorecer el delito”, es una de las tantas recomendaciones que escribe en las redes sociales, junto con anécdotas y crónicas de sus patrullajes.
Considerado un personaje colorido para algunos y un loco para otros, Menganno continúa con su tarea de prevención y jura que la policía lo saluda cuando pasa. ¿Faltará mucho para la Menganno señal?
httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dhtoOIRgAU0
Translated from Spanish
Suit with no superpowers, Aldo Bonzi patrol to prevent crime. Cuáles son sus armas. What are your weapons. ¿El verdadero Superman argentino? “The real Superman Argentine?
When it starts to fall evening when people return from work, afraid to enter homes and being assaulted in the doorway of concern to most people in the Suburbs, except those in Aldo Bonzi, party La Matanza. It seems that there’s care “Menganno.”
“Captain Menganno” patrol the streets on board his shot – the “MengannoMoto” – To the astonishment of some and the gestures of recognition and support of others.
Although his real name is a mystery, or at least should be as well-known throughout Superhero who has 40 years, measures 1.84, weighed over 100 kilos, known techniques of Aikido and when not fighting crime is an independent trader who lives in the south. But back at night to his native Aldo Bonzi, where he swears that no one knows his real identity.
“I am a citizen like any other who wants to go a little further in terms of safety,” explains through Facebook, where he also attached advice on how to prevent assaults and also about the advisability of making any movement denounces police suspect.
Like most comic characters, their origin has something fantastic. According account, quit life handed him 10 years and that time is a gift to society. In addition, swears Menganno along touched her life involved in various extreme situations and that the difference is that now it does mask.
Its armament includes a coat-armor, tear gas, a telescoping rod seals, if you must perform a “citizen’s arrest. “My only power is to draw attention,” says the man who started his double life of service for four months.
“Report any assault that suffers, for the police to put more attention to the place where it happened and do more patrols.  No report it is to promote the crime ” is one of the many recommendations that writes on social networks, along with anecdotes and chronicles of their patrols.
Considered a colorful character for some and crazy to others, Menganno continues its task of preventing and swears that the police say hello when you pass. Is it much to Menganno signal?
Source:
http://24con.elargentino.com/conurbano/nota/42756-Menganno,-el-Superh%C3%A9roe-que-protege-al-Conurbano/
http://24con.elargentino.com/conurbano/nota/42756-Menganno, el-SuperH% C3% A9roe-to-protect-the-Suburbs /
http://perros.metro951.com/2010/06/18/y-ahora-%C2%BFquien-podra-defendernos/ http://perros.metro951.com/2010/06/18/y-ahora-% C2% BFquien-may-defend /
http://elblogazodelcomic.blogspot.com/2010/06/capitan-menganno-superheroe-argentino.html http://elblogazodelcomic.blogspot.com/2010/06/capitan-menganno-superheroe-argentino.html
Facebook: Facebook:
http://www.facebook.com/pages/Menganno-Tu-super-Heroe/117951504884718 http://www.facebook.com/pages/Menganno-Tu-super-Heroe/117951504884718

San Fran RLSH Team-Up

Date: June 26-27
Organizer: Atavistik (http://www.myspace.com/hero_zero8a)
Informational meet and greet/patrol on June 26-27 in San Franisco
The team up will work around “Pink Saturday” and the LGTB Pride Parade on Sunday.
Interested parties please contact Atavistik via MySpace at http://www.myspace.com/hero_zero8a, Atavistik on Facebook or on RLSHspace.com
WARNING:  This is not an event for kids or those with delicate sensibilities. This is an alternative lifestyle event (we are not alternative, just support their right to free choice) so there will be a lot of exposed skin, as well as fetishes.
More information at: http://www.therlsh.net/upcoming-events-f10/rlshsf-2010-t2553.htm

Workin On New Patrol Uniform

Well since it’s been a while since I’ve been out on patrol in any kind of costume, I started a new one from scratch. I got a lotta ideas in my head…I’ll post pics when I get some real progress goin with that.
Meanwhile my regular clandestine activities will continue. A lot of which I’m loathe to speak about much over somethin like Myspace and for good reason. The people I deal with ain’t what you would call model citizens. My “Secret Identity” has to do a lot of the “dirty work”. The police can only do so much unless you give them somethin in a lot of cases in the neighborhoods I’ve lived in. So at least I got SOME “help”…it’s like washin dishes and takin out the trash. SOMEbodys gotta do it *shrug*
The higher the risk, the more careful I gotta be of course. You pick your battles ya know? >:D
~X