Category squeegeeman

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MY SQUEEGEE-FRIENDS,
TIMES ARE TOUGH IN AMERICA. THE ECONOMY, HEALTH CARE, AND FOREIGN RELATIONS ARE A SQUEEGEE-MESS. MANY AMERICANS CITIZENS HAVE SQUEEGEE-LOST THEIR HOMES AND JOBS. AND WHEN IN THESE DIRE TIMES AMERICANS TURNED TO THEIR PRESIDENT, HE DID NOTHING. IT IS TIME THAT AMERICA SQUEEGEE-RENEWS ITS HOPE FOR A BRIGHTER FUTURE AND SQUEEGEE-RESTORES ITS CONFIDENCE IN ITS LEADER. IT IS UP TO EVERY AMERICAN TO SQUEEGEE-ELECT A NEW PRESIDENT WHO WILL SQUEEGEE-LEAD US INTO AN ERA OF SQUEEGEE-PROSPERITY. BUT WHO? AMERICA NEEDS SOMEONE NOBLE AND COURAGEOUS, A DEFENDER OF WHAT IS RIGHT AND A DEFEATER OF WHAT IS WRONG, SOMEONE TO STAND UP AGAINST WHAT IS BAD AND FIGHT FOR WHAT IS GOOD, AMERICA NEEDS MORE THAN A MERE MAN, AMERICA NEEDS A HERO… AMERICA NEEDS A SUPERHERO!!!!!!!!!!!
THAT’S WHY I, SQUEEGEEMAN AM PROCLAIMING MY CANDIDACY FOR PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA!!!!!!!!!!! I PROMIS TO MAKE AMERICA SQUEEGEETASTIC AGAIN, BY SQUEEGEE-LOWERING TAXES, SQUEEGEE-ENSURING THAT ALL AMERICANS HAVE SQUEEGEE-HEALTH CARE, SQUEEGEE-IMPROVING EDUCATION, SQUEEGEE-WINNING THE WARS IN IRAQ AND AFGANISTAN, SQUEEGEE-BRINGING OUR TROOPS HOME, SQUEEGEE-GIVING THE WORLD DEMOCRACY AND FREEDOM, SQUEEGEE- FIXING THE ECONOMY, SQUEEGEEING CORRUPTION OUT OF WASHINGTON, SQUEEGEE-CLEAN UP WALL STREET, MAIN STREET, AND PENNSYLVANIA AVENUE, AND SQUEEGEE-RESTORING HONESTY AND INTEGRITY TO THE WHITEHOUSE!!!!!!!!!!!!
TODAY IS A HISTORIC DAY – A SQUEEGEE-HISTORIC DAY. I HAVE GIVEN YOU MY SQUEEGEE-CANDIDACY FOR PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, NOW GIVE ME YOUR SQUEEGEE-VOTE!!!!!!!!!!!!
SQUEEGEE-THANK YOU AND SQUEEGEE-BLESS AMERICA!!!!!
SQUEEGEEMAN
 

HELLO SQUEEGEEFANS!
THINKING OF BUYING BRITNEY’S HAIR? WELL, WHY WASTE ALL THAT MONEY WHEN YOU CAN HAVE A PART OF AN EVEN MORE IMPORTANT PERSON?! WHAT ABOUT AN IMPORTANT SUPER PERSON? THAT’S RIGHT, BUY SQUEEGEEMAN’S FACIAL HAIR! PLACE A BID AT[email protected]
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Hello Citizens! The Super League, along with Dark Guardian, Cloud Starchasher and Tothian, visited St. Mary’s Hospital for Children right before Christmas. We brought along two of our Los Fantasticos to film! Enjoy the fun of this episode: Mission to St. Mary’s.
REMEMBER, YOU DON’T HAVE TO BE SUPER TO BE A HERO! VISIT AND DONATE TO ST. MARY’S KIDS! GO TO www.stmaryskids.org FOR MORE DETAILS!
by Capt. Xavier Obvious

Hello Citizens! Recently Squeegeeman and I, along with Nitro G from the SCIFI channel’s “Who Wants to Be a Superhero?” and fellow NYC superheroes Dark Guardian and Cloud Starchaser granted an interview and a photoshoot with Radar Magazine!
Nitro G was sporting a newer costume than he wore in the TV show.
Squeegeeman filmed a short SQUEEGEEBLOG on the scene. CHECK IT OUT!

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Stay Tuned for our Mission to St. Mary’s Children’s Hospital for the Holidays!
BE SAFE CITIZENS! WOOOOOSH!
SQUEEGEEMAN

SQUEEGEE-GREETINGS SQUEEGEE-FANS!!! I JUST WANTED TO GIVE YOU BRIEF UPDATE ON ONE OF MY FAVORITE HOLIDAYS! TODAY, IF YOU DIDN’T KNOW, IS HALLOWEEN. I WAS A MILD MANNERED REPORTER THIS YEAR. I SQUEEGEE-PATROLLED SEVERAL BUSY AREAS OF THE CITY IN COSTUME- INCLUDING THE HALLOWEEN PARADE FROM SOHO TO CHELSEA. THERE WASN’T REALLY ANY CRIME, BUT THERE WAS A TON OF GRIME. I SPENT A LITTLE WHILE CLEANING SECTIONS OF THE PARADE ROUTE. AFTER I HAD CLEANED A FEW BLOCKS, I NOTICED IT WAS DIFFICULT TO FIND A RECEPTACLE, AND THE LITTER SEEMED TO BE NON-STOP, SO I GAVE UP THAT PURSUIT. THE CITY WILL HAVE EVERYTHING CLEANED UP BY MORNING ANYWAY. THAT WAS SQUEEGEE-MUCH IT TO MY NIGHT. MORE VIDEO BLOGS COMING SOON. UNTIL NEXT SQUEEGEE-TIME, SQUEEGEE-LATER.
SQUEEGEEMAN
 

Hardhitting news show DEADLINE! followed your favorite superheroes on a typical patrol. We kept Union Square safe and cleaned up the street, SLS style! Watch, laugh, and love! Check here for availability!
Here are the scheduled broadcasts of our feature:
Thu., Oct. 26th @ 11:00 PM ET
Sat., Oct. 28th @ 11:30 PM ET
Sun., Oct. 29th @ 6:00 PM ET
Tue., Oct. 31st @ 6:30 PM ET
ENJOY!
-Captain Xavier Obvious
 
 

YEAH, SO…UH…I’VE BEEN REALLY SQUEEGEE-BUSY FIGHTING GRIME, CRIME AND BEING FAMOUS. MAYBE THE CAPTAIN WILL GET OFF HIS SQUEEGEE-DUFF AND GET ON THOSE SAFETY VIDEOS HE’S BEEN SQUEEGEE-TALKING ABOUT. UNTIL THEN, SQUEEGEE-UPDATE!
SQUEEGEEMAN
 

This is the birth of the first website of the Super League of Superheroes! We, as the SLS, decided that this new global community that some have taken to call the “Internets” has grown to a point where there are people that need protection! Thus, SuperLeagueofSuperheroes.com spawns as a home for those that need protection, idealize Real Life Superheroes such as myself and Squeegeeman, or just like our flashy costumes!
It is also a place that Superheroes can congregate, strategize against villainy, or participate in the union meetings. Check out the FORUM link on the side for more opportunities to network with Heroes and common citizens alike!
You also might want to check out the interview with Squeegeeman from TIMEOUT NY magazine. Squeegeeman, as well as fellow Superheroes Tothian and Dark Guardian were followed by a reporter and photographer on their patrol. The magazine is supposed to hit shelves Wednesday, September 27th. Get yourselves a copy! I’m off on my patrol, so GOOD DAY CITIZENS!
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH!
Captain Xavier Obvious
 

SQUEEGEE-GREETINGS CITIZENS, AND LEGAL RESIDENTS, …AND ILLEGAL ALIENS!!! I AM SQUEEGEEMAN!!! NEW YORK CITY’S REAL LIFE SUPERHERO!!!
WHILE IN POTSDAM, NEW YORK, I WAS LEADER OF THE SUPER LEAGUE OF SUPER FRIENDS, AND PROTECTOR AGAINST CRIME AND GRIME!!! HOWEVER, THE SUPER LEAGUE OF SUPER FRIENDS DISBANDED IN 2003 WHEN EACH TEAM MEMBER MOVED TO A DIFFERENT PART OF NEW YORK STATE. I MOVED TO NEW YORK CITY TO FIGHT FOR SQUEEGEE-TRUTH, SQUEEGEE-JUSTICE, AND THE SQUEEGEE-WAY!!!
MY SQUEEGEE-GOOD DEEDS SQUEEGEE-INCLUDE: HYDRATING THE HOMELESS, KEEPING THE STREETS CLEAN OF GRIME, PREVENTING ENERGY WASTAGE, AND DEFEATING THE OCCASIONAL SUPER VILLAIN. RECENTLY MY SUPERHERO FRIEND CAPTAIN OBVIOUS AND I HAVE FORMED A NEW TEAM- THE SUPER LEAGUE OF SUPERHEROES!!!
FEAR NOT SQUEEGEE-FANS SQUEEGEEMAN IS HERE!!!
SQUEEGEEMAN
 

WIRED magazine is interviewing Captain Obvious, SQUEEGEEMAN, Dark Guardianand Tothian. Look for the article online, and check here for more info. ALSO, new videos of our adventures in Manhattan to be up soon! Check back often! SIGN UP FOR OUR FORUMS!
Captain Xavier Obvious