I get some road cash at a ATM & head out up enterprise road.
\nThere on the sidewalk is a guy parked in a Hoveround with his chin on his chest out cold.
\n“Oh S**T!” says the Superhero. “He must have had a seziure or something!” I whip the vette around and pull up to him. Now he’s awake & putting away up the sidewalk. I lean out the passengers window & say “Hey buddy! you ok?”
\nHe swings his head around like he’s one of those bobblehead things you set in sports collectible stores & says “I’m fine man…”
\nHoly S**T! says the Superhero “He’s drunk!” So I decide to make a citizens arrest.
\nAs I’m reaching for my door handle it dawns on me…
\nYeah he’s drunk
\nBut he’s on the sidewalk
\nHe’s driving
\nBut he’s not in a car.
\n“What the Hell do I do?”
\nSo I did what every red-blooded American Superhero would have done.
\nI stuck my head out the window said “Ok sir you have a good night” and Drove off.
\nIs there such a thing as DUI Hoveround?
\n
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