{"id":8949,"date":"2007-03-05T20:57:26","date_gmt":"2007-03-06T04:57:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/archives.reallifesuperheroes.org\/?p=5264"},"modified":"2007-03-05T20:57:26","modified_gmt":"2007-03-06T04:57:26","slug":"buy-squeegeemans-facial-hair-what-a-squeegee-bargain","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.rlsh.net\/archive\/2007\/03\/05\/buy-squeegeemans-facial-hair-what-a-squeegee-bargain\/","title":{"rendered":"BUY SQUEEGEEMAN&#039;S FACIAL HAIR!! WHAT A SQUEEGEE-BARGAIN!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>HELLO SQUEEGEEFANS!<br \/>\nTHINKING OF BUYING BRITNEY&#8217;S HAIR? WELL, WHY WASTE ALL THAT MONEY WHEN YOU CAN HAVE A PART OF AN EVEN MORE IMPORTANT PERSON?! WHAT ABOUT AN IMPORTANT\u00a0<em>SUPER<\/em> PERSON? THAT&#8217;S RIGHT, BUY SQUEEGEEMAN&#8217;S FACIAL HAIR! PLACE A BID AT<a href=\"mailto:buysqueegeemansfacialhair@superleagueofsuperheroes.com\">buysqueegeemansfacialhair@superleagueofsuperheroes.com<\/a><br \/>\nhttpv:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=sFecHONfVog<br \/>\n&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;M FAMOUS AND SHAVED OFF ALL MY FACIAL HAIR!! AND NOW YOU HAVE THIS ONCE IN A LIFETIME OPPORTUNITY TO PURCHASE IT!!! HURRY BEFORE THIS IMPORTANT PART OF SQUEEGEEMAN HISTORY IS GONE FOREVER.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[17,21],"tags":[205,274,277,888,1124,1125,1150,2393],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.rlsh.net\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8949"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.rlsh.net\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.rlsh.net\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.rlsh.net\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.rlsh.net\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8949"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.rlsh.net\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8949\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.rlsh.net\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8949"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.rlsh.net\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8949"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.rlsh.net\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8949"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}