{"id":7937,"date":"2011-04-18T13:05:10","date_gmt":"2011-04-18T18:05:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/darkguardian.reallifesuperheroes.org\/?p=7937"},"modified":"2011-04-18T13:05:10","modified_gmt":"2011-04-18T18:05:10","slug":"nyi-helping-stop-the-long-island-serial-killer","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.rlsh.net\/archive\/2011\/04\/18\/nyi-helping-stop-the-long-island-serial-killer\/","title":{"rendered":"NYI helping stop the Long Island Serial Killer"},"content":{"rendered":"

http:\/\/newyork.craigslist.org\/mnh\/cas\/2329212396.html<\/a><\/p>\n

To all Ladies: Free Protection and Safety System, (Long Island Killer) – m4w – 29 (NYC)<\/h2>\n

Hello, pretty lady!
\nI\u2019m writing you on behalf of a group called the New York Initiative (We are not affiliated with law enforcement), and with the hopes that I\u2019ve created a system that will help keep you safe when you go on dates! You can find our facebook page through Google, as well as Google us with the words New York Press or Superheroes Documentary 2011 to find out what we\u2019re about (Craigslist doesn’t allow me to post our URL)\u2026yes, we look a little funny, but believe me when I say that we are all quite competent and capable of doing the things we say.
\nSo with that out of the way, let me just get down to business\u2026 The Long Island Killer is out there. He\u2019s a scary bastard, and it\u2019s starting to seem like he is focusing on you pretty ladies because some people are slower to report you missing, and also because apparently the law doesn\u2019t respect your personal choices and that means cops are slower to follow through when it comes to you. Well, I\u2019m here to say FUCK THAT. We respect you as human beings, we believe in personal freedoms and think that you\u2019re doing something that is absolutely your choice to do.
\nSo rock on, ladies\u2026We are on your side. With that said, we are here to help.
\nIn lieu of this, I have devised two systems that will keep you safe\u2026 both law-enforcement free, but one meant specifically for you to do on your own, with a friend, and the other which offers our very distinct and unusual services (free of charge, of course).
\nOPTION 1: Whenever you have a date, make sure a friend knows the address you\u2019re going. Have them write it down in a book made specifically for this purpose, with the times and dates included. If you can, when on the date, text your friend with the address you are at or the general area in case your date takes you somewhere else than he had earlier specified , and let your date know that a friend knows exactly where you\u2019ll be if he starts to get \u201cfunny\u201d.
\nGive your friend hourly updates on your location so if anything goes wrong, they can send someone to help you faster. We realize that this could alter the mood of your date, but in these crazy times, a pretty lady that\u2019s ready is a pretty lady that\u2019s alive. If your date watches the news at all, he will understand. Be wary if he doesn\u2019t.
\nOPTION 2.If you absolutely don\u2019t have a friend to help you with this, you may use the services of the New York Initiative as your personal log book, as well as your rescue team in the event of an emergency. If you choose to do this, we will provide you with a number to call and a few one-number or one word codes you can say or text to us so that we can contact someone to assist you with a possibly violent date. Another idea is keeping us on speed dial, and if things get weird just call us and let the line open. We\u2019ll know what\u2019s going on immediately.
\nWe also have other techniques which we can explain to you after confirmation via phone.
\nWe will react quickly and without hesitation every time, using our considerable contacts to the full extent of their reach.
\nWe also want to extend to you our services as the NYI: Namely, practical martial arts training free of charge, as well as improvised weapons training free of charge (i.e. pens, phones, keys)\u2026Add to this basic to advanced survival skills, or pretty much anything else you want to know about that will keep you safe out there.
\nWe care about you. We want you alive, in this world, just like everyone else. Because you\u2019re a human being, and you are deserving of love. The NYI loves you, and we\u2019re here to bust the asses of any asshole trying to hurt you.
\nThis is just one of the ways we can get the Long Island Killer off the streets, as well as make what you do safer.
\nLet me say one more time that we won\u2019t involve law enforcement unless you are in serious danger. The logs will be kept personal and private, because what do the police need to know about your personal life, right? It\u2019s just a date, for cryin\u2019 out loud.
\nBe safe out there, whatever you choose. You are no longer alone.
\n-Zero and the New York Initiative
\nP.S. If you have any other ideas that we can help with to keep you safe out there, don\u2019t be afraid to ask!
\nYou can contact the New York Initiative at NYInitiative@gmail.com
\nand on facebook www.facebook.com\/NYInitiative
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