{"id":5251,"date":"2006-10-31T19:19:44","date_gmt":"2006-11-01T03:19:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/archives.reallifesuperheroes.org\/?p=5251"},"modified":"2006-10-31T19:19:44","modified_gmt":"2006-11-01T03:19:44","slug":"squeegeehalloween","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.rlsh.net\/archive\/2006\/10\/31\/squeegeehalloween\/","title":{"rendered":"SQUEEGEEHALLOWEEN!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/reallifesuperheroes.org\/rlsh-files\/uploads\/2006\/10\/Squeegeemanasamildmanneredreporter1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/reallifesuperheroes.org\/rlsh-files\/uploads\/2006\/10\/Squeegeemanasamildmanneredreporter1-169x300.jpg\" alt=\"Squeegeemanasamildmanneredreporter1\" width=\"169\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignright size-medium wp-image-34401\" \/><\/a>SQUEEGEE-GREETINGS SQUEEGEE-FANS!!! I JUST WANTED TO GIVE YOU BRIEF UPDATE ON ONE OF MY FAVORITE HOLIDAYS! TODAY, IF YOU DIDN&#8217;T KNOW, IS HALLOWEEN. I WAS A MILD MANNERED REPORTER THIS YEAR. I SQUEEGEE-PATROLLED SEVERAL BUSY AREAS OF THE CITY IN COSTUME- INCLUDING THE HALLOWEEN PARADE FROM SOHO TO CHELSEA. THERE WASN&#8217;T REALLY ANY CRIME, BUT THERE WAS A TON OF GRIME. I SPENT A LITTLE WHILE CLEANING SECTIONS OF THE PARADE ROUTE. AFTER I HAD CLEANED A FEW BLOCKS, I NOTICED IT WAS DIFFICULT TO FIND A RECEPTACLE, AND THE LITTER SEEMED TO BE NON-STOP, SO I GAVE UP THAT PURSUIT. THE CITY WILL HAVE EVERYTHING CLEANED UP BY MORNING ANYWAY. THAT WAS SQUEEGEE-MUCH IT TO MY NIGHT. MORE VIDEO BLOGS COMING SOON. UNTIL NEXT SQUEEGEE-TIME, SQUEEGEE-LATER.<br \/>\nSQUEEGEEMAN<br \/>\n&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>SQUEEGEE-GREETINGS SQUEEGEE-FANS!!! I JUST WANTED TO GIVE YOU BRIEF UPDATE ON ONE OF MY FAVORITE HOLIDAYS! <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":33081,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[17,21],"tags":[1128,1191,1390,1841,1987,2185,2247,2490],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.rlsh.net\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5251"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.rlsh.net\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.rlsh.net\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.rlsh.net\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.rlsh.net\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5251"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.rlsh.net\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5251\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.rlsh.net\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/33081"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.rlsh.net\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5251"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.rlsh.net\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5251"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.rlsh.net\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5251"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}