{"id":3917,"date":"2010-06-09T20:45:30","date_gmt":"2010-06-10T04:45:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/reallifesuperheroes.org\/?p=3917"},"modified":"2010-06-09T20:45:30","modified_gmt":"2010-06-10T04:45:30","slug":"the-12-greatest-real-life-superheroes-of-all-time","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.rlsh.net\/archive\/2010\/06\/09\/the-12-greatest-real-life-superheroes-of-all-time\/","title":{"rendered":"The 12 Greatest Real-Life Superheroes of All Time"},"content":{"rendered":"

Originally Posted: http:\/\/www.ranker.com\/list\/the-12-greatest-real-life-superheroes-of-all-time\/davehoward<\/a>
\nBy DaveHoward<\/a>
\nThe LAPD has performed a bltizkreig assault on Superheroeson Hollywood Blvd ( http:\/\/ow.ly\/1Wsch <\/a>). True, just in front of the world famous Grauman’s Chinese Theater, dozens of Real-Life people who dress as superheroes on a daily basis were rounded up in a raid. In a sinister government plot not seen since “Heroes., Police jailed members of the” X-Men,” Batman, Edward Scissorhands, Bumblebee, Mr. Incredible and Catwoman. The Incredible Hulk and Superman were just two of the iconic loiterers who outsmarted the fuzz and returned to panhandle another day. Unlike these classic, renowned panhandlers, here are 12 people who really make a difference with their superhero costumes.
\nhttpv:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=vz8r0qOm5OMNorse God Thor Stops A Home Invasion\/Robbery<\/strong>
\nThis annoying man in the video to your left lets us all know exactly what happened (for a written version of the story, click the link at the bottom of this item).
\nDuring a home invasion, a robber was stunned to find a man dressed as the Norse God Thor inside, defending the home. The intruder was chased off from the flat in Edinburgh and left his shoes, and a pitchfork behind. The man jumped out of a window, landing on a roof and was not heard from again after he escaped the Norse God’s wrath.
\nLocal resident Torvald Alexander was dressed up as Thor for a New Year’s Eve Party. The man is 40 years old, and still completely and irrevocably awesome.
\nhttp:\/\/news.bbc.co.uk\/2\/hi\/uk_news\/scotland\/edinburgh_and_east\/7807920.stm <\/a>
\nhttpv:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=mb_LghFFwkkSpider-Man Prevents Comic Book Robbery<\/strong>
\nIn this absolutely heartwarming story, a local comic book store owner dressed as Spider-Man to commemorate International Free Comic Book Day. He stood around his store dressed as the masked hero all day, greeting customers and enjoying the day. That is, until a man tried to steal a comic book worth well over $100.
\nThe owner, dressed as Spidey the whole time, noticed the shoplifter, took the book out of his bag and brought him to justice.
\nThe best quote from the video is the shop-owner himself getting quite cheeky and letting people know about the crew who helped him out (a couple dressed as Jedi Knights and a man dressed as The Flash): “The Jedis watched the door, while The Flash kept things running…”. Well played, sir. Well played.
\nhttpv:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=Da1ADqPplQ4Shadow Hare Actually Cleans Up Cincinnati Crime<\/strong>
\nAs the movie\/comic book “Kick-Ass” asked, “why does nobody actually dress up and try to be a superhero?”… this leader of an Avengers-style (kind of) crew in Cincinnati who calls himself “Shadow Hare” proves that question wrong.
\nHe and his team of “heroes” patrol the streets of Cincinnati, OH, and solve crimes, help the homeless and walk around in broad daylight like it was Halloween at your local high school and nobody had enough money for a real costume.
\nIt’s great to see people legitimately helping out the general public while asking for nothing in return; but it’s funnier to see them dressed up like comic book heroes and handing certified police men business cards in case they “ever need help”.
\nTheir persistence, at least, is nothing to be laughed at — despite Shadow Hare himself talking like the narration in a badly written comic book.
\nBatman and Robin Catch Drug Suspect<\/strong>
\nTwo police men dressed up as Batman and Robin captured a suspected drug offender in a weird sting operation. Once they approached the door, their intent (to confuse\/disorient\/distract the offenders) worked to their advantage, as the offenders would not answer the door for some crazy, costumed strangers knocking loudly on their door.
\nWhen one of the suspects decided to run out to the back of the house to try and escape, Batman and Robin were there waiting for him. Batman chased the man, hopped over a fence and arrested him. According to fellow officers, PC Eames said: “The bad thing about the operation is that we had to endure hours of terrible puns from PC Holman.”
\nhttp:\/\/www.dailymail.co.uk\/news\/article-415996\/Police-dress-Batman-Robin-catch-drugs-suspect.html <\/a>
\nhttpv:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=Z7pB2gLZtlYThe Holy Trinity: Dark Guardian, Life and Phantom Zero<\/strong>
\nDARK GUARDIAN is the leader of a Holy Trinity, followed by LIFE and PHANTOM ZERO. Trained in martial arts, DARK GUARDIAN prides himself on patrolling the inner cesspools of New York City. Knowing that safety comes first, he is one of the few superheroes that actually dons a bullet proof vest (he’s the red one in the video). While he hasn’t been shot, guns have been drawn on him… scary as he only arms himself with pepper spray. According to his MySpace (http:\/\/www.myspace.com\/darkguardianhero) there is a meeting of the heroes this upcoming Sunday (6\/8\/2010). His powers include: – Bullet-proof vest – Human strength and (obviously) Persistence.
\nLIFE is one of the few Hassidic Jewish Superheros, and can be found in the video to your left. Born of meager means, he followed the tenants of his faith. This includes leaving the world in a better place than he found it. From http:\/\/www.reallifesuperheroes.com\/2010\/05\/21\/life\/: <\/a>“This moral code, underscored with a powerful sense of social justice, led him to his work with the homeless and disenfranchised that he found all around him, dispensing those seemingly small amenities that vitally fill in the gaps left by the NYC Department of Homeless Services.”
\nHis powers include: – Giving toiletries to the homeless – Helping confused\/needy homeless find shelter – Giving out food to the homeless. L’chaim! He can be found at http:\/\/www.myspace.com\/theycalledhimlaz <\/a>
\nPHANTOM ZERO is one of the first bridge and tunnel superheroes. Based in New Jersey, he’s often found on the streets of New York. While in most media appearances, he seems like an earnest enough bloke, do not cross him. In this video, he responds to detractors.
\nFrom his MySpace page: http:\/\/www.myspace.com\/ph0hero <\/a>“The most important aspect of being a Real Life Super Hero is as simple as this: You selflessly serve a pro social mission. It’s not about conquering groups of people to display your physical or martial prowess. It’s not about having scads of cutting edge technology at your disposal. It’s not about training one’s mind to the limits of human perfection so they can out think everyone and everything that comes their way.”
\nhttpv:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=ype4XKrNGXwRazorhawk<\/strong>
\nYou’re nobody until Fox News mocks you as a misguided “do-gooder” (and then outs your secret identity).
\nRazorhawk, a former gas station employee, patrols the evil confines of Minneapolis. While crime is not the most important thing in the City of Lakes, he still helps out. He spends his time volunteering helping seniors and a very successful Toys For Tots program.
\nHe doesn’t care for the term “Superhero” but prefers “the title Masked Adventurer as I do not have any special abilities or powers. I am just a guy who wears a uniform and promotes safety and crime awareness. I perform safety patrols in my town and in Minneapolis, as well as help out with many charities that help kids.”
\nHe can be found at http:\/\/www.myspace.com\/razorhawk_glhg <\/a>
\nhttpv:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=YgAU_H8essYNyx<\/strong>
\nPreviously known as Hellcat, Felinity, and Sphynx; NYX is an ever-evolving superhero. Also a bridge and tunneler, she is one of the few female superheroes, filling the boots of such retired greats as Terrifica (who patrolled NYC bars saving cosmo’d women from bad decisions).
\nUsually donned in lingerie, she stands for diversity.
\nFrom her MySpace (http:\/\/www.myspace.com\/nyx22) “I respect all RLSHs (Real Life Superheroes) of every sort, it’s not an easy life we’ve chosen but we’ve chosen it nonetheless.”
\nHere she explains what the platform of the Real Life Superhero Project should be… just pretend it makes sense.
\nhttpv:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=2wwQ_PRS748Citizen Prime – Utah Crime Fighter Extraordinaire<\/strong>
\nCitizen Prime hails from Utah and has recently announced his retirement. It’s too bad because his costume is great, even if it’s really really loud (after this fascinating video, see his interview at about 2:35).
\nThis is, in part, due to his house being burgled and some key elements of his persona being taken from him.
\nFormerly calling Arizona his home, he has appeared at the Phoenix Comic-Con and tralled the mean streets of the Super Bowl parking lot.
\nPowers:
\n– His real passion is working with kids, helping them find the hero within. He appears in the video around the 2:30 mark. He works with kids in a program that is built for people to defend themselves, as well as discover their inner hero. A kind of a Tony Robbins for kids.
\nHis MySpace page can be found at http:\/\/www.myspacae.com\/paragonprime <\/a>
\nhttpv:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=9srsaJW1bKMEnigma<\/strong>
\nEnigma, a pro-green superhero that hails from San Antonio, home of the Alamo.
\nHis philosophy is simple: “Pride, Integrity and Honor.”
\nFrom his MySpace, ( http:\/\/www.myspace.com\/enigmarlsh: <\/a>):
\n“I was put on this earth gifted from the lord, gifted to accomplish goals both mentally and physically challenging. I am here to help others and defend ones in need. I’m here to help clean up society and make the world feel and be a safe once again! I made the decision to dedicate my life to protect and help anyone in need, even if it means sacrificing my own to accomplish this goal.”
\nEnigma is more than a treehugger. According to his blog, he recently fought off two guys breaking into a car, using only an acid tinged tongue and a palm strike to the head. He then zip-tied them and used their phone to call 911.”
\nBad. Freaking. Ass.
\nhttpv:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=dpFer_LXE3cSqueegee Man, Captain Xavier Obvious<\/strong>
\nSqueegee Man and his partner, Captain Xavier Obvious, have embraced the West\/Ward concept of Superherodom.
\nOften seen promoting social causes such as the AIDS Walk, they are currently living in a “secret” rooftop lair somewhere in New York.
\nFrom Squeegee Man’s My Space (http:\/\/www.myspace.com\/squeegeerific ) announcement for his failed 2008 presidential campaign, where he had a platform that included “I promise to make America Squeegeetasting again!”
\nA bit of a rogue he is not currently a member of The Real Life Superhero Project. Here is a bit ABC did on them. http:\/\/abcnews.go.com\/Video\/playerIndex?id=3281359 <\/a>
\nhttpv:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=_I0sl2CArXYCrimson Fist<\/strong>
\nWhile he will not give out his secret identity, he also refuses to wear a mask.
\nCrimson Fist hails from Atlanta, GA and spends a few days a month working with folks who may need a granola bar and a bottle of water.
\nAfter a tumultuous trial of drugs and booze, he discovered his alter ego and hits the streets before he could hit the skids.
\nHis MySpace http:\/\/www.myspace.com\/heroatl <\/a>claims that he is now undercover.
\nJust like everyone else who has still a MySpace page!
\nhttpv:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=Yyheqc-6ZM012. Mr. Silent<\/strong>
\nDespite the misnomer of Mr. Silent, he took some time out to speak with Fox News.
\nHe came across his alter-ego during a drunken moment of clarity, while watching Superheroes flix at a friend’s place. Steering away from the vigilante image of crime fighter, he recently helped the police locate the owner of a discarded purse.
\nIn 2009 he went underground, but we know we will hear from his soon. Oh, wait…
\n13. Everyone Else<\/strong>
\nBONUS: If you are salivating for more, here is a clip from the not so secret society RealLifeSuperheroes.com . This is a broader overview of some of the previously mentioned heroes.
\nhttpv:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=hohnzMe0cWw
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