{"id":380,"date":"2012-08-23T23:50:52","date_gmt":"2012-08-23T23:50:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/superhero.reallifesuperheroes.org\/?p=380"},"modified":"2012-08-23T23:50:52","modified_gmt":"2012-08-23T23:50:52","slug":"stay-out-of-it-dumbass","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.rlsh.net\/archive\/2012\/08\/23\/stay-out-of-it-dumbass\/","title":{"rendered":"Stay out of it Dumbass…."},"content":{"rendered":"

Q: Will you patrolling the RNC?
\nA: No, I don’t want to be cavity Searched by the Secret Service.
\nQ: Well it seems like it would be right up your alley
\nA: Once the Legit authorities are on the scene, NOTHING is up our alley.
\nThis should not be “training” or advice. Wanna spend a night in the Clink? Show up at a domestic you just heard about on your scanner where some trailer Diva has her nose under her right eye wearing a Guy Fawkes mask you’ve spray painted black & shoved thumbtacks in & tell the cop “I’m here to help.” See what happens.
\nIf the legit Authorities (Cops, paramedics, I.C.E. whatever) are already there walk away. If you’re there first & they arrive turn it over to them & walk away. If they need a statement from you they’ll ask. (And then ask WTF you’re doing wearing a Guy Fawkes mask with thumbtacks shoved in it.) There are F*&^ing SEAL teams at the RNC, I’m sure they don’t need me ducking in & out of alleys looking for The Yellow Claw to show up…Or you.
\n(Note: I WILL probably go over during a day in my gimmick because I’m a hardware Junkie & there’s supposed to be F-15’s flying around & V-22’s Flying by & Tampa PD will have their V-100 parked someplace….F(*& yeah.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Q: Will you patrolling the RNC? A: No, I don’t want to be cavity Searched by the Secret Service. Q: Well it seems like it would be right up your alley A: Once the Legit authorities are on the scene, NOTHING is up our alley. This should not be “training” or advice. Wanna spend a […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[17,22],"tags":[166,795,1117,1118,1192,2791,2831,3007],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.rlsh.net\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/380"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.rlsh.net\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.rlsh.net\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.rlsh.net\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.rlsh.net\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=380"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.rlsh.net\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/380\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.rlsh.net\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=380"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.rlsh.net\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=380"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.rlsh.net\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=380"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}