{"id":17686,"date":"2012-05-12T05:48:54","date_gmt":"2012-05-12T10:48:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/50.313"},"modified":"2012-05-12T05:48:54","modified_gmt":"2012-05-12T10:48:54","slug":"do-people-even-watch-the-news","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.rlsh.net\/archive\/2012\/05\/12\/do-people-even-watch-the-news\/","title":{"rendered":"Do people even watch the news?"},"content":{"rendered":"

So I swing thru the Mickey D’s parking lot & there’s these two young guys, one tall & really thin the other really short but put together. Tall thin guy is trying to get away from the short one & short one is staying right on him telling him “Yeah you keep walking ” and other BS. So I put it in park & pop my seat belt & just wait for shorty to grab tall & skinny & start weighing my options:
\n1. grab shorty: I’ve got just as much Muscle & I’m well outside the 30 Lbs rule on him, I’m no miraculous Fighter but once I’ve got a hold of you you’re in trouble. Put a choke on him & toss him around like raggedy Andy while I’m doing it & tell tall guy to call 911.
\n2. Climb out with my 9mm.
\nFortunately neither happened & tall skinny reached his car. I was surprised he didn’t pull out a gun & then I’d have to jump out to cover shorty in a complete flip of events. Shorty gets to his car & it has a out of state plate on it. You’d think these people would realize, especially in light of recent events that Florida isn’t a good state to threaten people in…Dumb-asses.
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